Should've Stayed In Pakistan

Whew! Vice President Cheney sprints back from the middle east to make sure pesky Medicare/Medicaid and student loan spending is cut. Finally, a "deficit reduction". This is super, folks! Who needs health care and who wants education, anyway? What good is the New Deal at all, really? People can just buy health care and college out of pocket. We should think about reforming government all the way back to the Articles of Confederation. I bet that would be cheaper.

Note: Italics denote sarcasm.